Gwen

You guys seemed so interested in the last comments, so I'll tell you about her now!

Gwen...let's start with her name. 

Her real name is Guinevere, but she usually goes by Gwen. She has long, black hair. A little tiny bit wavy, but not too badly wavy. The kind of natural wave that's just right, you know? Her skin is pale, so pale and white. Her lips are bright red, even without her makeup. Her eyes are like emeralds, gently shining emeralds. Emeralds just pulled from the ground...

She is always wearing green skirts, green dresses, green corsets. People tend to call her Gwen Greensleeves.

I noticed Ron asked how we met, sooo...

About a week ago I was going up to Boston to see my old friends Ruben and George. I was riding the bus, and she sat next to me on the bus. She started talking to me, and wouldn't you know, we ended up spending the whole week together, like in one of those Romantic Movies you see sometimes. We went back to school last Friday, and we decided we should date on Saturday. Now she's my cute, adorable, perfect girlfriend.

It's like she's known me forever. 

I'm so happy guys. She's coming over tonight. I'll talk to you guys later.